V.F.D. is a secret organisation dedicated to putting out both literal and metaphorical fires in the world. It is an initialism for Volunteer Fire Department, although it has come to mean many other things as well. Members are usually recruited when young and are abducted from their homes (with parental permission) as part of the initiation. One famous member is Lemony Snicket, whose whereabouts are currently unknown.
Just when you wake up too early, and start contemplating how rubbish and hot and stuffy and pathetic your new studio is, there happens to be a half an hour long fire drill that isn’t really a fire drill because the alarm sound i more like a soft buzzing so you don’t really hear it, in that horrible misty rain with some angry fireman yelling at us telling us most of us would be dead because it took so long. Good Morning!
“You fight like a girl.”
Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
i can’t hear you
over the sound
of me crushing my enemies
so here you go
this is the best post on tumblr, hands down