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easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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rougeoctobre:

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

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stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

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After the Bridge: The Full Story (Jem/Tessa)

cassandraclare:

hi Cassie! idk if you’ve noticed, but I think you’ve invoked a small (and quite entertaining) url revolution. — hornyjem

I did. I am very proud. :)

This is the full story of After the Bridge, a tale for those who might have wondered what Tessa and Jem did after they met on Blackfriars Bridge in the epilogue of Clockwork Princess. If you’ve been waiting to read it until it was done, it is now done.

Those who do not like Tessa&Jem together or Jessa sexytimes probably should skip this. (You will not miss anything that will affect your understanding of later books.) Those who like that sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.

After the Bridge alternates POV between Jem and Tessa. This is Part Five, the full story. As this is one short story and not chaptered, each post will contain the whole story from the beginning up to the point where that part ends so that new readers or readers who don’t remember what happened won’t have to hunt down the previous post(s.)

AFTER THE BRIDGE : Now with (sexy) art by Cassandra Jean! 

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daughter-of-the-revolution:

OHMYGOD XD XD XD XD I CANT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

daughter-of-the-revolution:

OHMYGOD XD XD XD XD I CANT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via inthegutterlookingupatthestars)

Lights out. Lest we forget. 100 years.

Lights out. Lest we forget. 100 years.

markruffalo:

blogginglikecrazy:

i literally cant get over this 

I literally can’t get over this either. I mean, it’s Paul Rudd!

markruffalo:

blogginglikecrazy:

i literally cant get over this 

I literally can’t get over this either. I mean, it’s Paul Rudd!

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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nettosan:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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This is important

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marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

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destroy-wifi:

my legs hurt from sitting down all day

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basedgosh:

blogging around my parents is hard because they’ll ask what im laughing at and i cant really say “im laughing at a picture of an alien saying ‘ayyy lmao’”

(Source: canadad, via humorking)

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

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